Unhinged Chaos Mystery Magnet Pack

👉To customize your pack, please submit intake form found in menu.👈

This is the fully unhinged option.

A massive, custom-guided mystery pack of handmade magnets created with the same quantity and energy as the sticker pack — except magnets are heavier, slower, and exponentially more work. You’ll fill out the same form at checkout. I will take it very seriously.

Every magnet in this pack is hand-cut and finished individually. Expect variation, imperfections, and visible evidence that a human made these on purpose. If you want factory-perfect sameness, this is not that product.

You’re guaranteed at least 50 magnets.
Anything beyond that (up to 100) depends on the form, the vibe, and how possessed I feel during production.

This pack is absurd on purpose.

What you get:

• At least 50 magnets
• Up to 100 magnets (dealer’s choice, vibe-dependent)
• Wide variation in sizes and designs
• Hand-cut magnet material throughout

Price:
$100

Price reflects time, materials, and sheer audacity. I would definitely prefer to have a personal conversation with you before you choose this option but up to you!

Turnaround time:

• 3-5 weeks from form submission - This takes time. That’s part of what you’re paying for. You’ll likely get it sooner in all honesty, but should this take off it’s just lil ol’ me pumping these out so who knows where this goes.

Shipping:

• $15 flat rate (US)
• Reinforced, heavily padded packaging
• Mystery packs are final sale

Who the Unhinged Chaos Tier Is Not For

This tier is not for you if:

• You want a “reasonable” number of magnets
• You are concerned about the structural integrity of your fridge
• You are unwilling to consider painting an entire wall with magnetic paint and committing to the bit
• You expect factory-perfect pieces with zero variation
• You dislike handmade items that show evidence of hands
• You need exact quantities beyond the guaranteed minimum
• You are on a tight timeline
• You ordered this “as a joke” and then got nervous about the follow-through

This tier exists for people who looked at the sticker pack and thought,
“Yes — but what if that was magnets?”

⚠️ Mystery packs require an intake form (found in menu) so I know which kind of chaos you’re inviting in.

⚠️ Magnet Material Disclaimer

By default, mystery magnet packs are made using standard flexible magnet material. Stuff I can find easily and cheaply on Amazon or the like. This keeps the packs affordable at scale, especially given the quantity and labor involved. They will still stick to your magnetic surfaces no problem, they just likely will not hold much weight underneath them.

If you’re looking for premium, thicker, high-hold magnet material, upgrades are available for an additional cost. I have done extensive research trying to get the cost down for these but my search was in vain. Found great, thicker, stronger hold material but it is $30 a sheet when the pack of 50 sheets is $30 for the cheap stuff – no joke. Because magnet material is expensive and pricing varies by size and quantity, upgrades must be arranged by contacting me directly before ordering.

If no upgrade is requested, the standard magnet material will be used by default.